Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I could fuck to npr.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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