Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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