fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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