I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
this hospital has no fireball
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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