My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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