i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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