Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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