The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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