They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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