just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
