sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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