Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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