I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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