i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
even my farts smell like vagina
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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