i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
ttyl tear gas
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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