im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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