sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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