make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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