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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I AM VODKA MAN
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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