Are we in a gay sports bar?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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