I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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