Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
