How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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