there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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