i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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