Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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