I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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