Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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