Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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