i don't like sucking hair
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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