Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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