hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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