dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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