ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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