these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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