don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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