fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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