How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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