I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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