when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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