If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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