I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I love you. Go after that dick
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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