Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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