Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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