what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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