I look better un-naked...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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