So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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