Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
