If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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