I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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