chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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