The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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