i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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