We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Randomize
