I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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