the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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