You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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