Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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